My House is for Humans

I've done a fair amount of house sitting in my time and I must be honest there are some things that really freak me out with how other people live, not the least of which is the insects.

I really can't deal with it. My house is for humans and I'll teach any insect a lesson that tries to join me!

Here are some of my tips: (Safe for fish)

Keep grubby, wet, organic waste in a lid sealed bid (preferably with a pedal!). Open bins for waste paper and other non-icky things
Keep plugs in basins/bath when not in use.
Burn incense
Burn candles
Use citronella cream
Use Tabard
Use blue death powder
Try not to have any windows or doors open when lights are on *
Keep windows closed that are near outside drains and pipe openings *
Ensure cupboard doors (especially kitchen) are sealed/closed properly with no gaps
Keep surfaces clean (especially kitchen)
Do not leave food items lying around in the kitchen!
Store pantry items in sealed containers
Keep kitchen floor clean
Ensure all fittings in the house are fitted flush with other surfaces
Mosquito net, Fly door
Net covers for food
Ant traps, Roach traps
Ensure there is no still water around your house/premises
Fumigate (not safe for fish) -- A follow-up session 2 weeks later is a good idea to catch new insects

*If you do have windows open/light on, burn incense or candles, and also ensure blue death powder is along the outside surface edge.

An extra tip:

I'm been eating organic food recently and I learnt a trick with getting rid of bugs on organic produce: Rinse in vinegar :)